Midsummer in the City of Sin

Things that generally get bigger the longer you stay in Vegas:

The temperature
Your stomach
The line of cars moving up the I-15
Bad beat stories
That pile of dirty dishes
Headaches
Your chances of dying in an automobile accident


Things that generally get smaller the longer you stay in Vegas:

Your bankroll
Your imagination
The value of the homes you drive by
Humidity
Your vocabulary
Your self-esteem
Plants
Your willpower
Your lifespan