Too Much

A few weeks ago I was at a strip club as part of a friend's bachelor party. At some point I got bored and went to the bathroom to take a crap. I was thinking about how much time I've spent in strip clubs the last few years, even though I've never once wanted to go to a strip club. It got me thinking about all the things I've spent too much time doing in recent years. I jotted down as many things as I could while sitting in the stall. Here is that list, unedited:



Strip clubs

Stroking the one eyed monkey

S loop

Dominion.isotropic.org

Dr. Mario

DMV

Fishing

Thursday Night Football

China Men

Pursuing hot chicks

Chewing

Lat pulldown

Facebook

Waiting for encores

Resetting the wireless router

Looking for WSOP lodging

Putting the blankets on the couch

Questioning my social skills

Target fitting room

Words With Friends

School

Vomiting

Hearing "Don't Stop Believing"

Evaluating my looks

Poker

Short Cuts

Cleaning contact lens cases with q-tips

Chasing unattainable girls

The Colorado Buffaloes Men's Basketball Team

Black Hawk, CO

MTV

MTV2

Giving Dave Matthews second, third, & fourth chances

Snowboarding

Sleeping

Thinking about myself

Driving the I-15

Ex-girlfriends

Infomercials

Making lists

Driving up and down Lehigh St

Fantasizing

Second base

Tagging mp3s

Wearing old socks

Scraping snow off the windshield

Complaining

Waiting for the fly machine to open up at 24 hr fitness

Driving to 24 hr fitness