Things that generally get bigger the longer you stay in Vegas:
The temperature Your stomach The line of cars moving up the I-15 Bad beat stories That pile of dirty dishes Headaches Your chances of dying in an automobile accident
Things that generally get smaller the longer you stay in Vegas:
Your bankroll Your imagination The value of the homes you drive by Humidity Your vocabulary Your self-esteem Plants Your willpower Your lifespan
I spent most of the day stalling around waiting to set traps at an aggressive table, continually frustrated by my seat and cards. Then late in the night I caught a big break and doubled up against the big stack, and now head into day two (Wednesday) with a healthy 82,325 chips.
Okay - finally time for my favorite annual post. Gone from last year's list: Kenny Tran, Michael Binger, Patrik Antonius, Andy Black, Lee Watkinson, Dan Harrington. 20. Michael Mizrachi Yeah, I know the Grinder just pulled off an inconceivable Golden Sombrero in WSOP prelims. I also know he's the most impressive player I have ever played with - both times in weak fields.
19. John Juanda One of three players in the all-time top ten money list without a top ten WSOP main event finish.
18. Brandon Cantu I heard some guys talking about how Cantu won the $1500 PLO8 even though "he has no idea how to play the game." I think they're missing the point. Cantu may not even know how to play no limit hold em, but he knows how to win tournaments in weak fields.
17. John Phan Just to prove this list was compiled before the main event started.
16. Mike Matusow Does anyone want it more?
15. Allen Cunningham Though he has been rather quiet over the last year.
14. David Pham Too maniacal for this structure?
13. Nam Le Can't think of anything to say here...I will be playing day three (Sunday). 12. Carlos Mortensen One of four former main event champions on this list.
11. Elky Grospellier The hottest player on the circuit since the start of 2008.
10. Erik Seidel Feel like this is the kind of guy that will be lurking unassumingly in the chip counts for three or four days, and then suddenly there will be 60 players left and he will be in the top half.
9. Scotty Nguyen Overlooked far too often.
8. Erick Lindgren One of the biggest losers of this WSOP, looking to recapture the magic of last year's Series.
6. Chris Ferguson The most underrated big name in the game.
5. Phil Hellmuth May have finally found his game in the $5k six-handed this week.
4. Phil Ivey It has now been six years since this dramatic hand went down - perhaps the most momentous hand in the game's history.
3. J.C. Tran A main event final table is the only thing missing from J.C.'s sterling tournament resume. 2. Daniel Negreanu You have to love Daniel's chances in the best-structured event of the year.
1. Gus Hansen Gus only plays deepstacked events, and his results in them are unmatched. The original crazy Scandinavian, and still the best.
15. The Avett Brothers - Pretty Girl From Chile 14. The White Stripes - 300 M.P.H. Torrential Outdoor Blues 13. Queens of the Stone Age - Gonna Leave You 12. The Waifs - How Many Miles 11. The White Stripes - A Martyr For My Love For You
10. George Thorogood and the Destroyers - One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer 9. U2 - With Or Without You 8. The Avett Brothers - Shame 7. Frank Sinatra - This Town
6. Katy Perry - Hot 'N Cold 5. The Waifs - Goodbye 4. The Avett Brothers - Will You Return 3. Rogue Wave - Temporary 2. The Avett Brothers - I Would Be Sad
So we have this joke in our house about how I am always saying so and so is "one of the best" players. I can say confidently that my friend Jason "TheMasterJ33" DeWitt is one of the best tournament players in poker today. He finished second in the $3k Triple Chance event Tuesday for $313k, the biggest take of his career so far.